Kitchen Fashion Tips

The stylish author and her fashion-impaired papa hard at work.

1) If you are drying dishes with someone, take turns. Because if you do not, they will want to do your turn, and you will want to do their turn. 

2) Always make sure--if there is water in the bottom of a cup--you should dry that up. Because if you don't, when you drink the water, it will be a little bit hot. If you have some bowls that need to be dried, you should stack them when you dry them.

3) Same with plates. You should stack them and dry them.

4) Question: What are good colors for a kitchen? 
    Answer: Gold and yellow, because if you don't put gold and yellow in your kitchen, it won't look very kitchen-ee.

5) If you want to organize your refrigerator, you should, if you have eggs, you should put them where there is lots of room. If you don't, when you open your refrigerator, they will fall out, and you get to clean it up. 

6)   One very sexy reader* asks: What is the best color to wear while cooking in the kitchen if food is splattering?

* Hi, Jenn.

Answer: You should wear a white apron. If you wear a white apron, you will not get your clean clothes dirty.  (Z. says it's okay to get splatters on the apron, because "you will look like a good kitchen chef.)



7)  Another very sexy reader** asks: What is the proper attire to wear when eating a fancy dinner?

** Hi, Tom.

Wear any kind of beautiful dress, and tights with the dress. The dress should be red, because if you won't dress in red, you will just look like work clothes. 



If you are a man, you should wear a checkered, button up shirt (preferably blue, green, and brown checkers) and tannish pants. 



Also wear a fancy tie. 



8) Orange, green, white vegetables are the tastiest vegetables (e.g Carrots,      cauliflower,    cucumbers,    
and broccoli   

That's what I recommend.  


Tomatoes   in particular--if you are a girl--you should eat them because they match your red dress.  Men should eat green and orange, which means broccoli, cucumbers, and carrots because they will match your checkers. And maybe cauliflower. It will match the white squares in-between your checkers.

9)  Lastly, no matter what things you eat, this is good advice. Always remember, that these things will help you. I am a good fashion giver.