Zinnia--The Fashion Maven

We are starting this daughter-father blog because, in these somewhat troubled times, there is an uncommon need for good fashion sense. Good fashion makes every day better and makes people very nice as well. My papa, who dislikes clothes shopping,* takes all his fashion tips from me. So, off we go!

*Read: "Loathes."



Chapter One
Zinnia's Easiest Fashion Tips


If you are having a hard time picking out your clothes, use these fashion tips:

If you need any help getting fashion tips quick, a fashion website is helpful. This is why you are here.

If you know you don't need help, don't enter this website.

So, this is easy fashion tips:

So, if you want to have socks, these are good fashion sock tips:
If you are a girl, you can wear polka dotted socks or pink socks or purple socks, or maybe sometimes red socks when you have fancy dinners with your boyfriend or husband and kid. 

I would recommend wearing red socks on only your best, fanciest times. If you wear red socks at a different time, you might distract other people.




Chapter Two

A Little Bit Harder Fashion Tips

If you have a hard time picking out your pants, these are good fashion tips to help you:

If you are a boy, I would recommend black pants would be good. And so would green pants or blue pants or Orange pants. 








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