Invitation for Fashion Questions and Photos

To all the Fashion Maven's fans and readers: If you are languishing in fashion hell or simply don't quite know what to wear for those special occasions and you want/need the Fashion Maven's advice, please send a photo of yourself in garb with any questions you may have to: bendersky1029@gmail.com    
(The following was Zinnia's original Fashion Statement, written about a month ago. As you can tell, it got the ball rolling. The Fashion Maven knows fashion.)


1)  IF YOU’RE A GIRL, IF YOU WANT, I USUALLY LIKE TO WEAR A DRESS WITH A SHIRT OVER THE TOP OF THE DRESS.

2)  IF YOU’RE A BOY, YOU SHOULD WEAR JEANS IF YOU BUY THEM WITH A SHIRT THAT IS CHECKERED.

3)  IF YOU ARE A GIRL, IF YOU WANT TO WEAR-- IF IT’S A WORK DAY FOR YOU—YOU SHOULD WEAR JEANS AND A SHIRT THAT LOOKS NICE WITH THE JEANS.

4)  IF YOU ARE A BOY, YOU SHOULD WEAR BLACK, BROWN, RED, AND BLUE SOCKS. THAT’S WHAT I WOULD RECOMMEND.

5)  IF YOU ARE A GIRL YOU SHOULD WEAR PURPLE, POLKA DOTTED, ALL DIFFERENT COLORED SOCKS. THAT IS WHAT I WOULD RECOMMEND.

6)  IF YOU ARE A BOY, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS: IF YOU ARE GOING TO A WEDDING, WEAR A WHITE SHIRT AND WHITE PANTS.

7)  IF YOU ARE A GIRL, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS: IF YOU ARE THE BRIDE OF A PERSON YOU ARE GOING TO MARRY, WEAR A SEE-THROUGH--A LITTLE SILVER AND WHITE CLOTH THAT IS A SEE-THROUGH WHITE SHORTS.

8)  IF YOU ARE A BOY, YOU SHOULD WEAR A WHITE OR RED SWEATER OR A GREEN SWEATER.

9)  IF YOU ARE A GIRL, I WOULD RECOMMEND WEARING A PURPLE, PINK, RED, OR AN EVERY-COLOR SWEATER IF YOU ARE IN WINTER WEATHER.


10)               NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU WEAR, ALWAYS REMEMBER, ALL of THESE TIPS WILL HELP YOU. I AM SIX AND MY BIRTHDAY IS ON AUGUST 4TH.

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